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</description><title>Disgruntled English Major</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @disgruntledenglishmajor)</generator><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Anonymous asked disgruntledenglishmajor: 

Thank you so much. You and noteveninshakespeare helped a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="post_info"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anonymous asked &lt;a href="http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;disgruntledenglishmajor&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="MissingE_timestamp"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_text_wrapper"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thank you so much. You and noteveninshakespeare helped a lot! :) Really going to practice some English grammar and comprehension skills before going there. Thank you so much!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_text_wrapper"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;You&amp;#8217;re very welcome! =)&lt;/div&gt;
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To Tine/previous anon, I&amp;#8217;m majoring in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="post_info"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://noteveninshakespeare.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;noteveninshakespeare&lt;/a&gt; asked &lt;a href="http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;disgruntledenglishmajor&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="post_info"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="MissingE_timestamp"&gt;To Tine/previous anon, I&amp;#8217;m majoring in English pursuing a career in publishing! Editorial staff members work along side authors to perfect manuscripts and novels. They also staff people to read and sort through the vast number of submissions they receive everyday making their job reading for a living! =)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="post_info"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="MissingE_timestamp"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Awesome!&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="post_info"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50684915914</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50684915914</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:23:01 -0700</pubDate><category>noteveninshakespeare</category><category>english major</category><category>careers</category></item><item><title>Anonymous asked disgruntledenglishmajor: 

Hi! My name is Tine. I&amp;#8217;ve been thinking a lot about...</title><description>&lt;div class="post_info"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anonymous asked &lt;a href="http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;disgruntledenglishmajor&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="MissingE_timestamp"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_text_wrapper"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hi! My name is Tine. I&amp;#8217;ve been thinking a lot about majoring in Literature although I don&amp;#8217;t want to think that Literature majors only write books. I want to have other options that don&amp;#8217;t include me writing my own book. Is there anything that I could do if I pursue it? Upon seeing the subjects of Lit., I instantly thought that I want to explore and venture in it. Thank you so much! :)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_text_wrapper"&gt;[For some reason Tumblr won&amp;#8217;t let me publish things from my Inbox, so I had to convert this to a text post.]&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hi Tine! There are tons of options available to Lit majors&amp;#8212; most of which &lt;em&gt;don&amp;#8217;t &lt;/em&gt;involve becoming a novelist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like to think that majoring in English Literature isn&amp;#8217;t so much about reading and writing, but about learning to appreciate the complexities of our world through the lens of our narratives. In the Sciences you learn about these complexities by studying neurons and atoms, and in English you do so by studying words. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s true that Literature doesn&amp;#8217;t exactly set you up for a straightforward career, the way, say, Pre-law or Pre-med do, but I&amp;#8217;d argue that being able to analyze and write well are skills that are applicable to just about any field. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what can you do with a degree in English Lit? If you want to write, you could do freelance work, or work for a business (In fact, I recently got a job as the copywriter for a local startup company). You could decide that, despite the stereotype, you want to teach. You could look for jobs in health or law, both of which require talented writers. You could become a grant writer for a nonprofit, or go on to pursue a career in library science.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or you could decide to do something completely different. I&amp;#8217;m sure my lovely followers have plenty of suggestions as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, though, it comes down to doing what you love. I hope that if you do decide to major in Literature, you allow yourself to discover what you&amp;#8217;re passionate about. Find your passion, and the job will follow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Best of luck!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50670376006</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50670376006</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:54:35 -0700</pubDate><category>anonymous</category><category>English  major</category><category>literature</category></item><item><title>26 Signs You're an English Major</title><description>&lt;a href="http://now.msn.com/signs-youre-an-english-major"&gt;26 Signs You're an English Major&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nattyawesome.tumblr.com/post/50138616707/26-signs-youre-an-english-major" target="_blank"&gt;nattyawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We’re more than just people who obsess about grammar. Or people who sit in dark corners hugging our Norton Shakespeare Anthologies. Or people who are baristas.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a570/NattyAwesome/BCthis_zps3107dab8.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;THIS. &lt;strong&gt;ESPECIALLY &lt;/strong&gt;number three (which made me choke on my coffee).&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50654533897</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50654533897</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 08:00:56 -0700</pubDate><category>english major</category></item><item><title>tunatoon:

A year in the life of an English major
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d6df7eeb61a94b2ad57d349f20616d8/tumblr_mmnfe64Ws21qhi2bto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tunatoon.tumblr.com/post/50187809864/a-year-in-the-life-of-an-english-major" target="_blank"&gt;tunatoon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A year in the life of an English major&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50608491268</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50608491268</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:01:27 -0700</pubDate><category>yep</category><category>english major</category><category>books</category><category>lit</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db3972de571a18e00aac782b84c1604e/tumblr_mmnpw5VQmi1rpgjqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50579197668</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50579197668</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 08:01:07 -0700</pubDate><category>booooooks</category><category>english major</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc4ca9add421680240f384f8a81302ce/tumblr_mmr0qlqiDN1rihez4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50530793303</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50530793303</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:01:31 -0700</pubDate><category>english major</category><category>grammar</category></item><item><title>tetragona:

6 things you’ll never hear from an english major
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&lt;p&gt;6 things you’ll never hear from an english major&lt;/p&gt;
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La Infinito, café-libros-arte, Madrid. La Infinito is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclirtUVGb1qdo62to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;La Infinito, café-libros-arte, Madrid.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;La Infinito&lt;/em&gt; is a bookshop café serving ‘long moments and nice chats’, afternoon readings, and wifi sessions, without making its customers worry that the waiter would remove the glasses from the table by the time they finish eating. Open from dawn to midnight, &lt;em&gt;La Infinito&lt;/em&gt; serves breakfast with their completely original menu, in which all options are named after artists (e.g. name of juices are poets, musicians are shakes.) &lt;em&gt;La Infinito&lt;/em&gt; is also a space open to all kinds of cultural events. There are two shelves loaded with books and essays about poetry and theater, copies of literary works which are available for selling and sharing, and a small stage available to artists who want to present interesting projects like poetry readings. There’s surely not a place for literature like &lt;em&gt;La Infinito&lt;/em&gt;. (Photo by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/56503417@N02/" target="_blank"&gt;James Madden&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50202913264</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50202913264</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 16:01:19 -0700</pubDate><category>I need to go there immediately</category><category>lit</category><category>bookshop</category><category>La Infinito</category><category>english major</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fafae865fb392d000d6f6dc3a66e4ba/tumblr_mmb12fjRKQ1qjtx01o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50169064470</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50169064470</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 08:01:11 -0700</pubDate><category>yes good</category><category>gatsby</category><category>english major chic</category></item><item><title>"Books were only one type of receptacle where we stored a lot of things we were afraid we might..."</title><description>“Books were only one type of receptacle where we stored a lot of things we were afraid we might forget. There is nothing magical in them at all. The magic is only in what books say, how they stitched the patches of the universe together into one garment for us.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ray Bradbury, &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Fahrenheit 451&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kayleyhyde.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;kayleyhyde&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50120150747</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50120150747</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:01:17 -0700</pubDate><category>books</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Bringin’ it back in honor of all the graduating English...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2bfcf6457cd37115101cbf0b941432d/tumblr_mmg4o0D0C61qjx7eko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bringin’ it back in honor of all the graduating English majors. Best of luck to you out there!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50044620224</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50044620224</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 16:01:23 -0700</pubDate><category>english major</category></item><item><title>My first impression of my chemistry professor</title><description>Professor: Welcome to chemistry. Now raise your hand if you're an English major.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
*Hands go up*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Professor: Oh my god hahahahaha. You're gonna hate this class. </description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50014883878</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/50014883878</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 08:01:10 -0700</pubDate><category>english major</category></item><item><title>raybansredbull:

SHAKESPEARE SHAKESPEARE SHAKESPEARE
Globe...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54e0091cae72e6d223dc962893627a10/tumblr_mmgclfrdgT1r3seako1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raybansredbull.tumblr.com/post/49890800341/shakespeare-shakespeare-shakespeare-globe" target="_blank"&gt;raybansredbull&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;SHAKESPEARE SHAKESPEARE SHAKESPEARE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Globe Theatre, London&lt;br/&gt; (yes i am an English major)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;SO PRETTY&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49966391458</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49966391458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 16:01:27 -0700</pubDate><category>The Globe Theatre</category><category>shakespeare</category><category>english major</category></item><item><title>schmergo:

Being an English major

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://schmergo.tumblr.com/post/49915638428/being-an-english-major" target="_blank"&gt;schmergo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Being an English major&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0e7a9567fc5848b82df9d83568a03a67/tumblr_inline_mmgry8BXB11qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49956658391</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49956658391</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 13:56:18 -0700</pubDate><category>english major</category></item><item><title>Maureen Johnson: The Gender Coverup</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/maureen-johnson/gender-coverup_b_3231484.html"&gt;Maureen Johnson: The Gender Coverup&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;If you are a female author, you are much more likely to get a package that suggests the book is of a lower perceived quality. We’re the high fructose corn syrup of literature, even when our products are the same.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Author Maureen Johnson had her twitter followers create gender-flipped book covers for well-known books to demonstrate how female authors are often taken less seriously than their male counterparts. The awesome slideshow is &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/07/coverflip-maureen-johnson_n_3231935.html?1367956789" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49875882651</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49875882651</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 13:29:00 -0700</pubDate><category>things to think about</category><category>literature</category><category>maureen johnson</category><category>coverflip</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpao38yxo01qgpbexo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpao38yxo01qgpbexo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpao38yxo01qgpbexo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpao38yxo01qgpbexo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpao38yxo01qgpbexo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49873611731</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49873611731</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 12:58:53 -0700</pubDate><category>bookshelf porn</category><category>boooooks</category><category>english major</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49534354953</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49534354953</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 13:39:06 -0700</pubDate><category>hark a vagrant</category><category>gatsby</category><category>lit</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9d557fc416c513b4bba8abcd7f190ab/tumblr_mlxeb7G3Bo1rh21yko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49180559866</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49180559866</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:01:11 -0700</pubDate><category>writing</category><category>quote</category><category>english major</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/528f474e82df6c4be27163a5b91ed0af/tumblr_mkqsjpbEdr1roheulo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49131805114</link><guid>http://disgruntledenglishmajor.tumblr.com/post/49131805114</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:01:21 -0700</pubDate><category>english major</category></item></channel></rss>
