Disgruntled English Major
A place for those who study English literature to express their discontent in everything from the misuse of apostrophes to lack of income. Some say we're pretentious asshats. They may be right. But at least we're well-read.

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26 Signs You're an English Major
We’re more than just people who obsess about grammar. Or people who sit in dark corners hugging our Norton Shakespeare Anthologies. Or people who are baristas.
THIS. ESPECIALLY number three (which made me choke on my coffee).
(Source: stepoutintothewildd)
(Source: book23worm)
La Infinito, café-libros-arte, Madrid. La Infinito is a bookshop café serving ‘long moments and nice chats’, afternoon readings, and wifi sessions, without making its customers worry that the waiter would remove the glasses from the table by the time they finish eating. Open from dawn to midnight, La Infinito serves breakfast with their completely original menu, in which all options are named after artists (e.g. name of juices are poets, musicians are shakes.) La Infinito is also a space open to all kinds of cultural events. There are two shelves loaded with books and essays about poetry and theater, copies of literary works which are available for selling and sharing, and a small stage available to artists who want to present interesting projects like poetry readings. There’s surely not a place for literature like La Infinito. (Photo by James Madden)
(Source: bookmania, via unsuccessfulmethbears)
Bringin’ it back in honor of all the graduating English majors. Best of luck to you out there!
(Source: bumblebea90)
My first impression of my chemistry professor
- Professor: Welcome to chemistry. Now raise your hand if you're an English major.
- *Hands go up*
- Professor: Oh my god hahahahaha. You're gonna hate this class.

